Things that are broken...

To get the gripes out of the way first, here are the things that are broken in my life:

• Bike. The bike was fixed then broke again quite quickly. (edit: my dad has fixed it)
• Sewing machine. Well, it still works but i keep getting electric shocks from it. Nothing mental, just enough to give me a slight aversion to sewing machine needles.
• Camera. Yes this thing is dead.
• Memory card reader
• (edit) I knew there were more things! Headphone set one (Sennheiser) - One ear functioning. Headphone set two (Boosted Sashimi cutest headphones ever) balances to the left or the right but scrambles when set in the middle. Thus can only use on a computer and not with the ipod.
• My external hard drive disconnects itself as and when it feels like it.

Culture

• Toy Story. Laughs (check), Heart (check),  Call backs (check), Peril (Double Check). Didn't need to be in 3D though. I prefer the storylines to have dimension *snort*
• Henry VIII at the Globe. Codpieces (check), Lots of storyline involving the dissolution of the Catholic church in Britain and the birth of Elizabeth (check), Evidence why it is not a very famous Shakespeare play (check), Giant interval brownie (Double check). 
• Welcome to Thebes. This really was a striking play - lots of poetic Shakespearean language and plenty of Greek mythological references (some stories from Ovid, which made me happy), but enough straight talking to anchor down any lofty pretension. Quality play. 
• On the Telly I have been watching the repeats of Cowards. I know I have caught this before, but not seen every episode. I love how Henry VIII carries a chicken drumstick, and the caravan sketches are hilariously endearing
• Him off of Cowards has a blog with a video/song about Neighbours Sexual Fantasies. I want to link it to the Homeandawaybours website, but i'll write this instead. 

 New stuff.


There are lots of New Things over on my website. But right here I have uploaded a second rate ill thought out animation I made in Canada but didn't do any sound to. Enjoy its poor quality and odd storyline.

Folksy Front Page

Hello All. 

In case you haven't seen, I've been updating my website lately. The slippers are up there, all ready for Autumn and Christmas and I have been a busy busy bee (woodcutter?) getting things done.

I also noticed some folksy stirrings and realised the pink wafer had made it to the front page under Featured Goods. So props to Becca at EASTLANDme and Selki at it belongs to turtle. And thanks for letting me know about it!

Also zips arrived today for making little bags and the patchwork bags could well get photographed.


Saw my little cousins at the weekend. They are growing up and now they are into Horrible Histories. I think I should give them my books but I still sometimes* read them. On a less shameful note, anyone else noticed how the TV show has become something of a cult hit?


Dare I say it could be this generation's "Maid Marian and her Merry Men"?

More things.

I went round to roz's house for a cup of tea and to borrow her teapots to photograph my teacosies... the catch up was lovely Roz has been working on some new sketches and painting, but I accidentally left my camera in a black and white setting rendering the photographs defunct. Oh well

Over at folksy, I set up an online store and took some more successful pictures. Ho ho ho, the biscuit doesn't fit in the cup.

Those slippers what I told you about are over here. Yeah.

Update Update

  

why do the i-pad adverts sound like a male grooming product? is it because i-pad sounds like a lady's hygiene product..?

many congratulations to my lil' sister sheila who got a first in her Psychology degree. Very proud of you!

Tenerife supplied sun, sand and plenty of time to start Ovid's Metamorphoses. I'm about a third of the way through and enjoying every minute of it. 

InSeine, Winner!

Paris was wonderful. The centre, unlike London, is walkable, so one can take in a jolly amount of scenery, absolutely stunning architecture with a slowly matured cultural aesthetic which, if it were a cheese, would be very smelly indeed. Incidentally, it is quite smelly. Seemingly the word for pavement might be synonymous with the word of urinal but i have no evidence to back that up. A word of caution - it's really easy to eat unhealthily in Paris. Way too much wheat and sugar based delights washed down with lovely coffee. 

Highlights include walking around the far west of the city looking at houses by Le Corbousier and others, eating macaroons, walking next to the Seine, going up the Arc de Triumphe (hint: free for 18-25 yr old EU citizens). Viewing the Mona Lisa behind a million glowing mobile phone screens was a bit futile - knackered anyway by this point so no huge loss. 

Moving On!

I can't find my camera right now (it's kind of broken anyway, causing a little huffing in Paris), but I have made some lovely new baby booties. I'm thinking they'll be a good autumn/ winter product, important because.....


I will be exhibiting alongside the craft guerillas at the Knitting and Stitching Show in London - at Ally Pally in October. Back in March they ran a competition for stall space, and I was selected. It's not something I can currently afford (or would like) to do on my own, so this opportunity to get my name out there and network with others is very welcome, and I am super happy.

In the bullet point round up:

• It is sunny. Which means having a workspace by the window is a double edged sword. On the one hand it's nice to have the sunlight come in, on the other the temptation to go frolic is just that bit too strong.
• Louise wangled tickets to see Wicked. Fabulous costumes, really truly, every chorus member, the smallest part, all dressed delightfully bizarrely. Masterful scenery and scenes changes.

• Saw the News Quiz live. David Mitchell on good form. I want Sandy Toksvig to be my Auntie. No family event need ever be dull again. I wish I had a voice like Charlotte Green's. I was in awe. 

I have to cut this short and go. Bye bye bye 

Election Smellection

Hello - lots has happened. But I don't want to title every post with "Update" so I went for something topical. With opinion pouring out of the internet (and my mouth), I don't think I need to add anything misguided here. yet.

So I met lots of wonderful crafters and artists two weeks ago at Stour Space. Nice little market with good people (Hello) - I recommend you check it out, it falls on the last saturday of every month and it's in Hackney. I can't make May, but I will be there in June and July when I can get there more easily by train.

Have some new products to coo over!

(Awesome) Socks not included. I've been working on a nice new felted design for slippers. I've got about 5 test piece i've been strutting around the house in and working on the style, fit, etc. Don't worry, the test pieces won't be for sale - but I'm progressing towards an option for a totally bespoke slipper to fit your feet exactly.

• In other news:
• If I met anyone at Stour Space and I wasn't smiling, it was due to some hectic tooth pain going on. My dentist (props Dr Ahmed) removed the offending wisdom tooth and did a very good job too. Vive la NHS.
• A friend of mine pointed out that it is more productive to get involved in our communities instead of trying to elect a colour which would change the nation. I thank him for his advice, and would like to highlight this website. If you feel a bit depressed about the election, and, like me, feel a little bit like you hate everyone sometimes, I think this helps build a little positivity. 
• I'm going to Paris this weekend! So look forward to a parisian blog on Tuesday.

Captain 'Suma and the Satsumo Wrestler

Captain Suma and the Satsumo Wrestler. Enjoy Enjoy!

I may release some stills of this that lost their beauty during production, it seems a shame to let them languish in my harddrive.

In other news:

Went to a screening at the BBC Television centre, hear my laughs on that Mitchell and Webb look. Webb was rather exuberant, continues to remind me of my brother. Good Times

I-pod sleeping bags (the name reminds me of being in canada and also the cosiness of these things), are new, and are genuinely good, if i may say so myself. I've been through quite a few prototypes, and this one is superpractical, the pod so far hasn't fallen out and hasn't got stuck. Looks cool too. More images soon

Macbook has gone off for repairs so I'm currently sans computer, but will do my best in the mean time.

Simon and SuperDonkey  look set for a return. I'm would quite like to make a zine and I'm just thinking of some new storylines. I would love to keep making flipbook animations but I don't have that much time anymore

New fabrics will be out soon. Slippers too.

Over

Tate modern entry, more things

Hi All,

I make giant knitted biscuits. amongst other things you can see them over there at www.sarahkerry.co.uk.

Have a look at my latest entry to the Create for Tate release competition. I get a kick out of altering scales and warping perception, (it makes my day to have a minature or oversized drink!) and this product does just that, with a sophisticated nod toward existing works in the Tate modern.

 

This is a take on Mondrian's Study in Red, Blue and Yellow. But obviously if a mouse had painted it/ decided to live in it. 

This features Simon, a cartoon mouse I created in my 2nd year of university. He normally wears a feather boa and has got me through some tough sketchbook problems, although he does tend to make the process that bit messier. No worries though, i'm a messy worker.  It's an homage to Andy Warhol's Marilyn Munroe Diptych (yes, it evades the point of the original, as Simon the Mouse is not a household name, has not become an idea to be mass marketed. Even if my product wins the competition, it will still not achieve the ubiquity of the baked bean tin. It's a joke).

This references Roy Lichtenstein's "Whaam!" painting. I thought if i didn't reference cheese, it would be a cliche left unexploited: travesty.

Here is a quick update of the rest of my life:

• Working on a couple of new products. The ipod cosy is out, but there are some more patterns to go online.
• Still getting even better at using these data analysis programs, database & GUI creation. My CV already looks wonky enough. I do enjoy it though, weird as that sounds.
• Slowly learning the whereabouts of all the Sam Smith's Pubs in London
• Considering a range of Tea cosies. Too gimmicky?
• Nearly finished Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead". So people can stop silently judging me over the top of the G2 (I know you throw the rest away...) 

 Thanks for reading, that was entry number one! I hope I can keep this up...